how to ship a bike
method
The Skateboard
what you need
A skateboard. Ipod. Packing tape. A bike box full of bubble wrap. Also, a bike.
soundtrack
The Offspring, Days Go By. This is no time for artistic merit. Volume is the only thing that matters. It all sounds the same if you turn it up loud enough.
how you do it
Put all the bubble wrap on the bike. All of it. Do not skimp on this step. Run out of bubble wrap. Buy more. Keep wrapping the bike. Put the bike in the box. Tape shut. Use lots of tape. The bike might escape if you don’t.



