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how to not be a dork

Even if you can't surf like this, you can pretend you do.

Even if you can’t surf like this, you can pretend you do.

So you want to make it look like you know something about surfing. Maybe you’ve heard that surfing is cool and you want to be cool, too. Everyone wants to be cool, because really, we’re all still in high school forever.

I’m here to help. With the surfing part, not necessarily the cool part. You’re on your own with that. But I can help you make sure you are not That Guy. There is so much wrong there. So much.

So here, my friends, is how not to look like a dork while pretending you know about surfing. Also, I’m not very good at titles.

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