Sleep is your enemy

As I was walking downstairs at 4.00 am to inform the downstairs neighbors, that really, they needed to shut up, I got to thinking about what a great idea it is that UCSB wants to add 10,000 more students. I didn’t need that sleep anyway.

While I’m here, I bring you this bit of excellence from the rental listings. $6800 to move into a rental? Tsk, tsk, greedy greedy. At least you’ll be safe, because you will live right next to the police station. Sleep sold separately.