Dear Supermarket Bagger People,
Thank you for bagging my groceries. Because really, I couldn’t possibly do it myself. But please, when I give you MORE THAN ONE cloth bag for my groceries, do NOT stuff all my groceries into ONE BAG. There’s a reason I have MORE THAN ONE. If I wanted my avocade squished under my bottle of Chianti, I would only give you ONE BAG. But I don’t. And I don’t want my fancy-shmancy organic lettuce crunched under the olive oil bottle or the soup cans. Really, I don’t. When the time comes to crunch the lettuce, I’ll be the one doing the crunching. Thank you for your consideration in this matter.
Love and kisses,
Oh, and that race in France, pretty fun, eh?