Memo
Dear Supermarket Bagger People,
Thank you for bagging my groceries. Because really, I couldn’t possibly do it myself. But please, when I give you MORE THAN ONE cloth bag for my groceries, do NOT stuff all my groceries into ONE BAG. There’s a reason I have MORE THAN ONE. If I wanted my avocade squished under my bottle of Chianti, I would only give you ONE BAG. But I don’t. And I don’t want my fancy-shmancy organic lettuce crunched under the olive oil bottle or the soup cans. Really, I don’t. When the time comes to crunch the lettuce, I’ll be the one doing the crunching. Thank you for your consideration in this matter.
Love and kisses,
Jen.
Oh, and that race in France, pretty fun, eh?
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si.very maintenance :-)what are you doing here? aren’t you s’posed to be over at that other place? i’m over there commenting up a storm, just for you…
The young ladies who bag at <>our<> market never squish my avo’s… They are very good and cute to boot. <>Very<> young, but cute, none the less… ;-o
Oh I wanted to mention that I find it very funny that the poor folks still residing at Bicycling.com’s Pro Racing Forum are lifting the gossip columns verbatim.
si. this is funny. but i do not have the heart to tell him not to do it. it’s the nice french guy, who sometimes sends me interesting stuff. so, i let this go.cute = good. squished avos = bad.
we have so many bags but forget to bring them….question: if you had to stay at a motel 6 would you stay at the one on 3505 state street or the one near Goleta?are they both awful?
i’d go for state street. why? there is a fab bakery right near there called janine’s where you can get coffee and yummy things in the am. or in the afternoon. or just about any time. there’s also a good dive bar in those parts, if you have the need ;-)
meant to say, both bakery and dive bar are walking distance. key, that.
oh good, i switched res. it’s the only place i could find that wasn’t like 200 a night and that too kitties.
st babs in summer = moneyglad you got in :-)
we’ll hook up for a ride with mee-wee-uhn and you
Can you believe someone stole one of my cloth-like bags right out of my cart? I saw the MF standing in line with my bag and the smugness on his face. It said “try to proove this is your bag.” Oh! I was peeved but I had the punks with me and couldn’t say what I really wanted to.Um, anyway, good luck with that squished avo. You can always make avo salad dressing, just like back at the staff house.~Al
salad dressing, yes. this is good.they stole your cloth bag? what kind of heathens live down there anyway?!
a dive bar? who do you take us for…don’t answer that, I bet we will like it.
who doesn’t need a dive bar?really, certain things are completely essential.