Poo’ Talk

Dude: How many meters did you do?

Me, thinking: Uh… are you hitting on me?

True confessions? I really wasn’t counting. I did some swimmy swim, then some kicky kick, then some sprinty sprint. It was fun and splashy and sunshiney. Maybe I got a little tan.

How many? Some.

B’sides, I already got a hot date tonight for some bikey riding.

And um, yes, I’m like married and stuff.